Crispy bacon, romaine lettuce, roma tomatoes, absurd sauce

Mojo-marinated pork shoulder, cured ham, pickles, provolone cheese, mustard, absurd sauce

Thin-sliced ribeye, caramelized onion, cheddar, absurd sauce

Chipotle fried chicken, pickles, romaine lettuce, roma tomatoes, spicy dressing, absurd sauce

Chopped hamburger, romaine lettuce, roma tomato, caramelized onion, cheddar cheese, absurd sauce

Sauteed mixed mushrooms, caramelized onion, provolone cheese, absurd sauce

Fried fish fillet, romaine lettuce, roma tomato, onion, tartar sauce

Teriyaki chicken chunks, Japanese cucumber, sliced yellow onion, absurd sauce

Tuna mayonnaise, lettuce, Japanese cucumber, sliced yellow onion

Ham, cheddar cheese, absurd sauce